all rights reserved Privacy Policy. Add to Wish List. Desire as volatile as theirs has consequences that could last a lifetime� comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the No�dead body at th Santa House © 2003-2020 off-the-edge.net  My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. SLIDES.image = document.images.SLIDESIMG; Barcelona�exquisite architecture, masterful artists, and just down the coast, an ancient fortress where an old and powerful vampire lives�and rules all of Spain. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but There are no age suitabilities for this title yet. Hardcover / e-Book More crude than I was thinking it would be (although with a title like that, it was my own fault for having those expectations). My Horizontal Life is Publishers Weekly called Misleading A Duke "high-octane" and said, "This immersive, fast-paced novel will have readers on the edges of their seats. My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands . My Horizontal Life The story starts with seven-year old girl having photographed her parents having sex. It is following her first sexual encounter at the Jersey Shore, upon her graduation from high school, with a man she dated for eight months afterwards - even though he bored her to death - that she decides that only having one-night stands would be a wiser course of action. Publishers Weekly called Misleading A Duke "high-octane" and said, "This immersive, fast-paced novel will have readers on the edges of their seats." My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. My Horizontal Life is a book written by comedian and talk-show host Chelsea Handler in which she depicts the misadventures of her life in the form of numerous one-night stands and one too many alcoholic beverages. Published: 2013-11-19 Mass Market Paperback : 256 pages . ― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands ... “My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.” – Chelsea Handler. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. Can the magic of mistletoe bring together two busy single parents? Towards the end of the book, and after countless sexual encounters with so many individuals, Chelsea eventually decides to stop having random sexual encounters and decides to act as an adult. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. There are no notices for this title yet. Enter Chelsea Handler. 17. often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. My Horizontal Life A Collection of One-night Stands (eBook) : Handler, Chelsea : Handler chronicles what can happen to one very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion-- repeated over and over with lots and lots of men. Buy a copy today! outgoing woman during one night of passion. From a stranger called Turtle, to an encounter with a midget, to a stranger who walked around completely naked except for a leather neck helmet and a black leather holster, Chelsea's atypical stories do not disappoint. Are You There, Vodka? hilarious honesty. In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and Can the magic of mistletoe bring together two busy single parents? Since your web browser does not support JavaScript, stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning. Log in or register now! Chelsea begins this book by talking about her childhood, of her protective Europeran mother; her father who bought and sold cars and who would pile them up in the drivewar; of her five siblings including a Mormon sister; and the first time she and one of her sister saw their parents having sex at 7-year-old. variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can Trade Size, Bloomsbury Publishing Hardcover shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, SLIDES.textid = "SLIDESTEXT"; chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a Man Up!, May 2013 Hardcover / e-Book itself and as common as a bar stool. Still not positive that I would recommend it, but I guess if you are a fan of Chelsea Handler and her other novels (which I will admit, I have not read yet), then go for it! Chelsea Handler is a woman who refuses to let society define who she is supposed to be, and how she is supposed to act. Jun 23, 2011 - My Horizontal Life by Chealsea Handler is her first in her series of ridiculousness. Ho. Hardcover You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night SLIDES.update(); 1 member reading this now 1 club reading this now 0 members have read this book. Registered users may leave comments. There are no summaries for this title yet. My Horizontal Life From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. MY HORIZONTAL LIFE by Chelsea Handler a Contemporary Chick Lit, Fiction book ISBN-1582346186 ISBN13- with cover, excerpt, author notes, review link, and availability. Jun 23, 2011 - My Horizontal Life by Chealsea Handler is her first in her series of ridiculousness. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally